Express LOL: 7 easy ways to tell if you are a Diwali Greeting Only friend

A few years ago, lexicographers everywhere coined the term ‘Facebook friend’ to denote someone whom you barely knew or liked in the real world, but that you had to wish on their birthday.

On this day, we think it’s time to define a different kind of friend: the Diwali Greeting Only friend. If you only hear from some people in late October / November, you might just be such a friend. Here are a few more signs: