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This is an archive article published on November 23, 2006

Moksha moment

They draw swords at each other over that first holy dip in the Ganga, once every 12 years. Milk, curds, buttermilk — the holy cow sheds it and holier men pour it over themselves for an ablution of sorts.

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They draw swords at each other over that first holy dip in the Ganga, once every 12 years. Milk, curds, buttermilk — the holy cow sheds it and holier men pour it over themselves for an ablution of sorts. But have these great men ever tried to bathe in cow-dung? Have they ever tasted it? Well I have performed that feat — remaining a good dozen minutes in a tank full of cow-dung. Accidentally. And it has always helped me to flaunt myself as a chaste, Krishna-worshipping, veggie from the Brahmin clan ever after.

It happened at a time when I was struggling to include the word ‘umbrella’ to my vocabulary. Mother would supervise my spelling and would urge father to help me shoulder the onerous task of understanding ‘carry-on subtraction’. Once, amidst my homework, they allowed me to take a small break.

It was at the farmhouse. My sister had graduated from running after fat ants to tumbling down the stacks of hay. I pulled her into a silly catch-me-if-you-can game. A sprint, a jump and I found myself in the bio-gas plant tank, which I had mistaken for solid ground. I yelled, but there was nobody there who could have saved my life.

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I desperately clung on to the grass that lined the edge of the tank for dear life. Yes, it really sustained the nearly drowning 17 kilos of me. I felt myself slipping and kept up the howling and screaming. Sister dear joined the chorus. Thankfully, at that point, grandma descended like an angel on the terrace of the house, just in time to spot her favourite grandchild on the point of drowning. My parents rushed to rescue me. Soon I was standing before them with dung dripping from all over me.

In the family, they still call it my ‘re-birth’. Suddenly everybody understood why the calves and pups around house constantly kept getting lost. Grandfather believed that it was the holy grass, and not grandmother’s alarm, that had saved me. Later I learned that the grass was known as ‘doobra’, in local parlance.

As for the dip, it certainly was a spiritual experience. Some moksha moments in pure cow-dung!

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