One of the joys of Parliament besides democracy, of course, is the full-course meal in the canteen. For Rs 33, you get rice, four chapatis, a chicken/mutton dish, a curry, dal, two vegetarian items, raita, papad and salad. Even if you have four such meals a day in the canteen for 365 days a year for four full years, your bill, thanks to the Indian taxpayer, will be just Rs 1.92 lakh. And Rs 38.87 lakh is the canteen bill for the office of Rajya Sabha Deputy Chairperson Najma Heptulla for the period April 2000-February 2004—and Parliament was off for almost half of this period.If that’s a shocker, there’s more—her foreign travel bills. But more of the travel later. First, the food. There’s lots and lots of it. Take the bills raised in May 2002, which form part of a detailed file that’s now being scrutinised by the Finance section of Parliament. Records obtained by The Sunday Express show that on any given day that month, her office ordered: • 50 to 60 packets of biscuits • 30 to 40 packets of potato wafers • 30 to 40 packets of cashewnuts • 10 to 15 plates of chicken roast • Another 10 to 15 plates of chicken tandoori • 10 to 12 plates of fish fry • Another 10 to 15 plates of mutton curry • Sandwiches, ice creams, dosas, vadas by the dozen • 15 bottles of mineral water, 20 of cold drinks and a dozen of fresh juice amounting to at least 25 to 30 everyday • 20 cups of milk • Besides all this, 15 full lunches have been ordered the same day. • And, of course, about 100 cups of tea and coffee every day. As per rules, Heptulla is entitled to a Rs 2,000 monthly sumptuary allowance. I am so particular about my conduct, how can this be true?