If you thought people on the Internet are, more or less, only having heated discussions about politics and governance, then you have got your facts wrong. If the recent surge in the ‘First Of All’ tweets on the Internet are anything to go by, then it sure seems like the Internet users are having fun. Pretty similar in line to how enthusiastic Twitter users generate memes and funny photo captions on the Internet, the ‘First Of All’ pattern of tweets is the latest to have left the Internet in splits.
So here is how it goes — ‘When A says something, B would say something to counter what A said, starting with the phrase ‘First of All’. And some of our absolute favourite ‘First Of All’ jokes doing the rounds of the micro-blogging site are these: “Hello, this is Venkatesh from Kotak Mahindra Life Insurance, Me: First of all, I have no life,” “I: I’ll make you fall in love with me, She: First of all… I can’t even fall asleep,” “Son: Mom my head hurts, Indian Mom: First of all, Sara din phone te lagha rein da,” “Teacher to student: Why are you late to class? Student: First of all, I pay your salary.”
Here are other similarly hilarious tweets.
https://twitter.com/1stOfAllTweets/status/922282819862323201
https://twitter.com/uhFirstOfAll/status/922251969061797890
https://twitter.com/heisenjit/status/922043137979060224
https://twitter.com/kdhillon35/status/920134101872533505